"Mainly because other car owners would show off in the owners' group every day, bragging that the thief drove their own car today. Then they would take pictures and post them in the group, saying things like 'look how well maintained this is, better than so-and-so's car from yesterday,' and so on. Gradually, a culture of comparison formed in that owners' group. So, in the end, the only car owner whose car had never been stolen felt unbalanced, couldn't take it anymore, and reported the thief to the police, hahahahaha."
"I was already laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, and now my stomach hurts."
"This is just like a group of imperial concubines in the inner court, waiting every day to be chosen by the Emperor Thief, until a neglected consort who has never received a single favor gets angry, hahaha."
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