【Opening shock: Sister Lin successfully unlocks the achievement "Sister Lin Descends from the Sky"—literally dropping from the heavens, her feet slamming into the ground amidst flying dust and shattered stones, radiating an overbearing aura with an aesthetic that completely disregards human life.】
Across all planes of the Four Great Classical Novels,
countless people witnessing this scene
felt their scalps tingle,
repeatedly marveling that this Sister Lin was truly extraordinary.
At the Rongguo Mansion,
a single stone stirred up a thousand ripples.
Could this—could this really be the Sister Lin they knew so well?
Countless people held their breath and watched in silence.
【Seemingly frail, Sister Lin strolled into a patch of woods in the outskirts. Facing a lush, green willow tree thick enough for a person to embrace, Sister Lin unhesitatingly rolled up her sleeves to reveal her fair arms. With a single Shoulder Strike, viewers instantly recognized her martial lineage. Then, right under the watchful eyes of the crowd, she wrapped her arms around the weeping willow. A mighty surge of power erupted from within her, her overwhelming momentum momentarily rivaling the legendary warrior Xiang Yu lifting a cauldron. A shocking scene unfolded as the weeping willow was actually pulled straight up out of the ground by its roots.】
Daiyu snapped upright from her dying sickbed, realizing with a start that the indomitable pillar of strength was none other than herself.
She had absolutely no memory
of ever performing such a heroic feat.
Yet upon the Celestial Screen,
was that delicate, dainty maiden
anyone other than herself?
Beside her, Zijuan was already scared out of her wits, her jaw dropping to the floor.
Only after a moment of dazed recovery did she stammer,
"M-My lady is truly... truly a divine being."
Lin Daiyu: "...."
【Onlookers watching Lin Daiyu uproot the weeping willow burst into cheers of praise for her superb kung fu, declaring her a heroine inferior to no man, mighty and awe-inspiring.
Sister Lin delivered a humblebrag: "Such a simple task, how could it possibly tire me out?"
Just then, a bearded, bald monk emerged from the crowd—none other than Lu Zhishen the Flowing Monk.
Transforming into a forestry bureau official, Lu Zhishen glared furiously at Sister Lin: "Hey? Who are you, daring to pull up the tree that *this* old monk wanted to pull!"
Sister Lin casually replanted the willow: "Oops, my timing was bad. Had I known you wanted to pull it, I wouldn't have. You pull it today, I'll pull it tomorrow; let's alternate like this so it's neither too dull nor too lively."
The King of Willow Trees meme face: *Do you even hear yourself? Did you even consider my feelings?*
Zhang San the hoodlum bystander: "Master, this here is Instructor Lin of the Eighty Thousand Imperial Guards' spear and staff instructors."
Lu Zhishen's eyes lit up: "Oh? Since you're an instructor, you must have some skills. Come, show me a few moves."
He tentatively tossed his sixty-two-jin pewter monk's staff directly at Sister Lin.
Only to hear Sister Lin utter in utter disgust: "I don't want things that have been touched by some stinky man."
With a casual flick of her hand, she batted the weapon right back.
The disparity in their strength was plain for all to see.
Seeing this, Lu Zhishen was wild with joy.
He rubbed his palms and grew eager for a bout,
for aside from eating huge chunks of meat and drinking bowls of wine, his favorite pastime was sparring with martial arts experts.
The two traded blows, going from empty-handed kung fu to clashing weapons.
After three hundred rounds, Sister Lin ultimately emerged victorious by a narrow margin.
Lu Zhishen roared with delight: "Come, this old monk is going to the tavern with Instructor Lin for a drink!"
Lin Daiyu: "I'm in a good mood today, I'll drink a few extra cups with you."】
In the Water Margin plane,
Lu Zhishen drank a large gulp of wine. "Instructor Lin of the Imperial Guards is actually a woman? Her martial arts are no lower than this old monk's."
Then, feeling that phrasing wasn't quite accurate, he corrected himself, "Ah, it is *this* old monk who is inferior to Sister Lin."
In a burst of high spirits, he picked up his monk's staff and twirled it with such force that the wind howled,
growing all the more eager for a future duel with Instructor Lin.
As for Lin Chong, the actual Imperial Guard instructor of the Great Song:
*Oh no, I've been replaced!*
*If she is Instructor Lin, then who am I?*
*Does our Great Song Imperial Guard have another Instructor Lin?*
【At Jingyang Ridge, "Three Bowls and You Can't Cross the Ridge,"
a completely ordinary tavern at the foot of the mountain gathered stars from all directions.
Tripitaka, having journeyed from the Great Tang in the East, sat at the same table with the three brothers Liu, Guan, and Zhang.
As the four of them exchanged drinks, the appearance of Lü Bu the God of Slaughter shattered the lively atmosphere.
That scoundrel Lü Bu instantly laid eyes on Sister Lin as she sipped her drink,
and shamelessly reached out a paw of harassment.
In a flash of lightning,
he was KO'd to the ground with a shoulder throw,
looking utterly wretched.
When had the ceiling of Three Kingdoms combat power ever suffered such humiliation?
With a furious roar,
he pulled out a two-dimensional Saint Seiya armor box on the spot,
playing a big card and staging a live Saint Seiya transformation.
Flame Jade, White Tiger Fang, Desperate Amulet, Vacuum Scroll, Divine Qi Ring, Flying Dragon Armor—
with the full set equipped, he maxed out instantly.
The peerless Lü Bu, wielding the Halberd of Heavenly Might, materialized,
shocking everyone present!
Five-Tiger General Zhang Fei hugged his head in disbelief: "This kid's combat power is truly extraordinary! My combat power is only 6000, but his is at least over 10,000!"
Lü Bu engaged in a fierce battle with Lin Daiyu.
The special effects were top-notch;
the battle lasted less than a minute,
yet it let everyone experience what it meant to be impossibly cool and flashy.
Lin Daiyu captured her enemy with a single arm.
Lü Bu was defeated and subdued,
dropping to both knees
with movements so smooth
they tugged at the heartstrings.
Lü Bu: "I, Bu, have drifted through life for half my days. If the young lady does not disdain me, Bu is willing to take you as his foster mother."
Lin Daiyu: "Pah! You're nothing more than a flashy spearhead with a rotten core."】
In the Three Kingdoms plane,
outside Hulao Pass,
Hua Xiong had just fallen,
Lü Bu took the field,
and Liu, Guan, and Zhang stepped forward to meet him.
The atmosphere instantly grew somewhat awkward.
Lü Bu suffered a massive social death in public.
Liu Bei sighed: "Sister Lin is invincible beneath the heavens."
Guan Yu cast a sideways glance: "...."
Zhang Fei pointed right at Lü Bu's nose: "You—no, you're a four-surname slave now! Eat your Grandpa Zhang's serpent spear!"
Cao Cao: "The only heroes in the realm today are Maid Lin and myself."
Lü Bu flew into an impotent rage.
*Why?! Why?!*
*My armor doesn't look as good as the one on the Celestial Screen!*
【At the South Heavenly Gate of the Heavenly Court,
Sun Wukong the Great Sage Heaven's Equal swung his Ruyi Jingu Bang, preparing to check in on the "Havoc in Heaven" questline.
Sister Lin's sudden appearance genuinely gave Sun Wukong a fright,
mistaking her for reinforcements sent by the old Jade Emperor.
Without holding back a single ounce of mercy,
Sun Wukong roared: "Taste my old Sun's cudgel!"
Sister Lin remained as calm as water, raising her slender hand.
The next moment, her arm effortlessly blocked the thunderous strike of the Ruyi Jingu Bang.
Before Sun Wukong's very eyes,
she snatched the Ruyi Jingu Bang away with a counter-grab the very next second.
Paying him back in his own coin,
she swung the staff out,
and Sun Wukong was sent flying head-on, disappearing into the boundless white clouds.
With a sharp snap of her knee,
the Ruyi Jingu Bang cracked and broke right in two.
Such a divine weapon
was discarded by Sister Lin like garbage.
Lin Daiyu said with disdain: "What kind of tier is this? Raising a ruckus in heaven just like that."
She turned and stepped onto the firmament, her aura surging with violent power,
shooting straight into the sky to single-handedly battle one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals.
What a magnificent spectacle!】
In the Journey to the West plane,
beneath Five Fingers Mountain,
Sun Wukong was immensely excited,
devoid of the slightest bit of frustration or anger after defeat.
"Hehehe, that's how it should be! Storm the Empyrean, battle the heavenly generals!"
"Sister Lin has superb skills! Much stronger than my old Sun was back then..."
He really wanted to cross paths with this Sister Lin.
Only,
jokes are jokes, and fun is fun—
nobody messes with his old Sun's Ruyi Jingu Bang.
In the Heavenly Court, the Hall of Miraculous Mist.
The deities frowned deeply, undercurrents surging.
"Oh no, oh no! Another one's coming to raise havoc in heaven! We can't beat her, we can't beat her!"
"Unbelievable—absolute insanity! A mere woman relying solely on brute force managed to snap the Great Sage's Ruyi Jingu Bang."
"Goodness gracious, each generation is stronger than the last!"
"Good thing I'm stationed at the East Heavenly Gate. I'll pour half an incense stick's worth of silent tribute for the folks at the South Heavenly Gate."
The Jade Emperor was furious,
tugging fiercely at his beard.
*Will this never end?*
*That rebellious monkey is still locked away,*
*so why is there another Sister Lin now?*
*Do they really take the deities of my Heavenly Court for mere ornaments,*
*where anyone can just walk up and step on them?!*
"Investigate! Search the Three Realms thoroughly for me!"
"I want this vixen who dares attempt to disrupt the stability of the Heavenly Court executed as an example to all!"
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【The Lin family has a maiden newly grown, her mountain-uprooting might shakes the world!】
【This content has a certain aesthetic that completely disregards human life; watching it genuinely makes one's eyes go black.】
【A Sister Lin like this is so much more engaging. Love it, love it, nom nom nom!】
【I really worry about the mental state of the creator/uploader (UP host).】
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"The Four Great Classical Novels."
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"What do you mean which book? The Four Great Classical Novels!"】
【In a mere five minutes, Sister Lin fought her way from the Grand View Garden all the way to Five Fingers Mountain.】
Gu Xiaobai clattered away on his keyboard and hit send: "Seeing Daiyu in such high spirits, I feel much comforted. With a Sister Lin like this, who would dare bully her? Anyone who tries gets instantly vaporized."
Meanwhile,
in the Dream of the Red Chamber plane,
the Rongguo Mansion shed its decadent slump.
The gloomy, desolate expressions on everyone's faces were gone,
and the female family members resumed their former innocent radiance, cheering and leaping with joy.
At the Xiaoxiang Lodge,
Lin Daiyu was too shy to face anyone,
covering her face entirely with a silk scarf.
"My lady, my lady! The Old Lady, Eldest Madam, and the young misses are all waiting outside to see you!"
Zijuan wore pride that could not be concealed.
She was genuinely happy for her mistress.
These past few days, watching Lin Daiyu grow weaker by the day,
her heart had ached for her as well.
Now it was wonderful!
Her own young mistress could traverse heaven and earth and was omnipotent.
Let's see who in the mansion could still compete with her lady for Second Lord Bao now!
Hearing this, Lin Daiyu whipped around suddenly.
She didn't even have the courage to face herself on the Celestial Screen,
let alone face the members of the Jia Clan right now.
A female voice rang out from the Celestial Screen:
【In accordance with the host's wish, a mysterious reward is hereby bestowed upon Lin Daiyu of the Rongguo Mansion.】