Squat straight on the line, squat crooked across the sign.
Don't squat too high, lest you start to drift by.
Control your force well, so it's easy for Auntie to spell.
Squat low and keep the splash down, civility belongs to the whole town.
Squat a bit further back, keep your heels dry on the track.
Shake after you squat, no paper? No problem, you've got this lot.
Attached image: A clean, tidy, and clear photo of a public men's room, complete with warning signs.
"Is this... a modern chamber pot?"
"How incredibly talented! They can turn something as unspeakable as using the latrine into a poem?"
"You have to admit, even the public restrooms of later generations look rather delicate and pretty."
"You must be genuinely starved! Since when is 'delicate and pretty' used to describe a chamber pot?"
In the mythological plane,
"Gao Yao, can you make this modern chamber pot?" First Emperor Ying Zheng suddenly found that the chamber pot he used for his daily convenience looked more and more displeasing to the eye.
Hearing the First Emperor speak, the expression on Gao Yao's face was not as colorful as it used to be.
Ever since the team under Gao Yao's command had gradually developed mature technology in all aspects, the head of the operation was truly left with nothing to do every day except use his brain. He no longer had to handle everything personally like in the very beginning.
Gao Yao replied respectfully to the First Emperor, "Replying to Your Majesty, the proposal was already s…
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