Three days had passed since the live broadcast of the Gibbon-Monkey, and it was only today that the Celestial Screen flickered back to life, displaying a new title:
[The content is too painfully relatable, folks. Question: To what lengths will poor people squander their money if they suddenly get rich?]
[I saw someone online ask: If poor people suddenly strike it rich and get some money, just how extravagant will they get?
Here is how Netizen A answered: When I hail a cab, I select every single option. That's how baller I am! Attached image: A ride-hailing app with carpooling unchecked.
Netizen B: I buy a whole bunch of four- or five-yuan items on Pinduoduo! But I refuse to group-buy, I buy them individually. That's what having money and acting wild looks like!
Netizen C: When I order takeout, I never use discount coupons again. Of course, when necessary, I'm still going to order that spicy hotpot downstairs—that deluxe seafood set I've been eyeing for ages!
Netizen D: When I hail a cab, I call two cars. I sit in one, and the other follows behind me. And I'm going to buy two bottles of yogurt, and I won't lick the yogurt lid.
I'm literally crying tears of laughter. I suddenly realized that all of us poor people are poor in such identical, concrete ways!]
Chapter 486