In the Three Kingdoms Plane,
Boss Cao: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! If Sun Jian is a descendant of the Great Sage, where is his tail? Where is his fur? He doesn't have a single hair on him, how could he possibly be the offspring of the Great Sage!"
Imperial Uncle Liu: "Th-th-this... military advisor, let me reconsider this marriage alliance with Eastern Wu."
Sun Shiwan: "Destiny! It's destiny, hahahaha..."
Sima Yi: "Why are you stealing my lines?"
[Boss Cao shook his head: "Of course not. Before he was pinned under the mountain, he spent over half a year hanging around in the Heavenly Court. Following the rule that a day in heaven is a year on earth, let's call it 200 days. That makes another 200 years."]
Following this line of reasoning, Imperial Uncle Liu calculated, "Pushing back another 200 years, that would put us in the early Western Han dynasty."
Phew, that's a relief. As long as it wasn't the era he was living in, he'd be fine. With his Five Tiger Generals and Crouching Dragon and Fledgling Phoenix, he could still put up a fight.
Boss Cao still disagreed with this answer: "The Western Han isn't right either. As everyone knows, before Sun Monkey went up to the Heavenly Court, he was once dragged away by Impermanence of Black and White."
An image flashed instantly in Imperial Uncle Liu's mind, and he admitted: "I know about this, I saw it on TV."
Boss Cao didn't bother wondering where they were supposed to be watching television in the late Eastern Han dynasty;…
Chapter 639