"Goddamn it, she's giving birth right now? Old Madam Huang, are you hearing yourself?"
"Even hatching a chick takes a full twenty-one days, not twenty seconds, hey!"
"This gives me such déjà vu. In my family, my generation is the last twig on the tree, but my dad's side has five brothers, and each has five or six kids. My cousins are ridiculously fertile, popping out litters left and right. Every Chinese New Year, just the red envelopes for my nephews, nieces, and niblings wipe out half my salary. Screaming and crying."
Chapter 85