System Forces Me to Be a Boss: Hitting My Wife with a Steamed Bun

Truck-kun strikes again! Junior civil servant Hu Fan dies saving a girl, only to wake up as a starving beggar in a wuxia world. His cheat? A daily sign-in system that rewards him with... a steamed bun. But when he chokes on it and accidentally weaponizes the bun, he "accidentally" assaults a cold, aloof sword immortal—who immediately becomes his wife! Now on the run with a mysterious storage coal ball and a heaven-tier cultivation technique that'll kill him if he fails, Hu Fan must exploit every ridiculous system reward to survive. From zero to hero, watch this unlucky transmigrator stumble hi…