"Relax, my charm is still top-notch. I promise your parents I'll fatten you up even more than their prize sow, and make sure you're happily stuck with me forever." Xu Xiangqian looked at Ruan Shiyu, raising an eyebrow with a smile.
Ruan Shiyu twitched the corner of her mouth, too annoyed by his exaggerated analogy to even dignify it with a response.
"Think about it, how could your parents possibly be unhappy about gaining such a fine son? I've got looks, I've got money, I've got a house, I've got a car. Hey, and most importantly, I treat you like an absolute queen! I practically worship you like an ancestor," Xu Xiangqian continued with a grin. "Plus, I can help take care of them in their old age! We can drop by whenever, chat with them—how wonderful is that?"
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