Wait, Weren't We Fighting Superstition? Why Are Cops Flooding My Livestream?!

Immortal cultivator Bai Ningyu fails her heavenly tribulation and crash-lands into the body of a broke, poisoned modern girl with the world's worst family. Desperate for cash and detox funds, she opens a fortune-telling livestream—because what could go wrong? Turns out, a lot. Her first client? A 110-year-old man whose dead grandkids bribed hell's bureaucrats to keep him alive. Her second? A fisherman who keeps hooking corpses and won't stop reeling them in. As her predictions grow disturbingly accurate and bodies start surfacing, her comment section fills with badge emojis and very official q…