Honkai Simulator: I Got the Defective System

What happens when a veteran player who always skips cutscenes gets isekai'd with the universe's most broken simulator system? Our unlucky transmigrator lands in Changkong City just as a certain chef is about to unleash apocalyptic chaos. The good news? He has a system. The bad news? It's completely useless. With millions destined to die and his own survival hanging by a thread, he'll have to navigate a collapsing world armed with nothing but terrible luck and a simulator that can't simulate anything properly. A chaotic journey through familiar disasters with unfamiliar twists.