The Snark Cultivator: My Comebacks Break Reality

996 corporate slave Su Xiaoman transmigrates as a throwaway villain—but his sarcastic comebacks literally rewrite the laws of heaven! When the Empress orders his execution, his "right back at you!" deflects her sword strike into a secret realm. An elder calls him trash? His "you try it then!" triggers instant enlightenment and ascension. Every eye-roll and snappy retort bends reality, shatters cultivation logic, and spawns cosmic anomalies. Now hailed as an unfathomable grandmaster while he's just trying to survive, Su Xiaoman watches in horror as his roasts go viral on the Heavenly Secrets Fo…