Great Sage, Your Cape Is Pilling

Su Xiaoxiao tumbles through time straight to Five Elements Mountain—and her first words to the legendary Monkey King trapped beneath? "That designer cape is covered in lint balls. Want me to snag you a new one on Pinduoduo?" Sun Wukong's response: "Get lost." But this shameless modern girl refuses to leave. She cooks wild berries into candy, knits scarves from shed monkey fur, serenades him with off-key love ballads, and gives the Great Sage Equalling Heaven a full caveman-chic makeover. Slowly, the proud warrior's icy glare melts into helpless adoration—and his tail starts wagging like a love…