The Greek Villain

At a divine banquet, Lorne faces the legendary golden apple inscribed "For the Fairest Goddess"—and three powerful goddesses locked in bitter rivalry. His solution? Slice it into pieces and insult each one. He hands the peel to Aphrodite with a backhanded compliment, offers the flesh to Hera while mocking her cuckolded dignity, and gives the core to Athena as a cruel reminder of stolen birthright. As the goddesses raise their weapons in fury, Lorne hides behind Eris, the goddess of discord herself, and boasts he's united them faster than she ever could. Now surrounded by vengeful Olympians sha…