The couple watching the scene from the side anxiously looked on.
"Honey, it's all your fault for being too strict with Xiao Cheng. The girl is making her feelings so obvious, can't he even tell?"
Jiang Wan'er curled her lip.
"Who knows? Anyway, this kid isn't very bright in the head."
The camera pans to Jiang Cheng and Bai Moli.
Jiang Cheng asked tentatively:
"Bai Moli, you don't actually like me, do you?"
She stiffened her neck and retorted:
"Yeah, this lady likes you, so what?!"
Jiang Cheng teared up.
"Big Sis, I'm begging you, my own big sis."
"Don't, Sister Wan'er is your real big sis."
"Second Sis, my dear second sis."
"Don't, Yue'er is your real second sis."
Jiang Cheng was speechless.
Could they please have a normal conversation?!
"My good ancestor, my dear ancestor, is that better?
If you liked me, why didn't you just tell me? Why have you been beating me up ever since we were kids?
And mocking me all day long, never missing a chance to torment me.
Do you have any idea that my legs start shaking the moment I see you? I'm more scared of you than of my grandpa."
Hearing this, Bai Moli felt a bit embarrassed, and her aggressive aura faded. After all, it was true that Jiang Cheng took a lot of beatings.
Still, she stubbornly kept her neck stiff and said:
"This isn't my fault. If you want to blame someone, blame yourself."
Jiang Cheng???!
Women are never wrong?
"Who told you to come to our house to play when we were little? I asked you who your favorite person was, and you said Sister Wan'er.
I asked why, and you said your big sister often beat you because she cared about you and wanted to stop you from being so mischievous.
So I naturally assumed you liked getting beaten up."
Jiang Cheng???!
"And also, for a while, you used to watch TV shows and movies about fierce girlfriends.
So I just copied them.
I figured you liked that sort of thing anyway.
After all, there are so many submissive masochists these days."
Jiang Cheng thought about it for a moment, and realized with horror that he actually did feel a tiny hint of pleasure whenever he got beaten up!
"Hey, if you're a man, give me a straight answer. What, is a lady like me not good enough for you?"
Gulp.
Jiang Cheng swallowed hard.
To be honest, he actually liked Bai Moli quite a bit when they were kids. After all, who wouldn't like a cute and pretty little girl who looked like a porcelain doll?
But after years of torment, his heart was genuinely resistant now. If they got together in the future, he was destined to be pinned underneath.
As a real man, how could he possibly be on the bottom!
Just then, Bai Moli suddenly lunged forward, wrapped her arms around Jiang Cheng's waist, and kissed him right on the lips.
Jiang Cheng!!!
My first kiss!
Don't grope my chest!
Stop touching my butt!
And so, the aesthetic scene of a pretty young woman passionately kissing a green-haired dinosaur unfolded in the amusement park.
"Mom, what are they doing?" a childish voice asked.
The young mother covered the little boy's eyes.
"Children shouldn't look. If you look, you'll get styes in your eyes."
"Then last time you and Uncle Wang did that, I looked and nothing happened, though—"
"Hey hey hey, darling, let me explain, let me explain... %&*\u0026...%&*"
……
Watching from the side, Jiang Wan'er smacked her lips and said:
"Honey, it looks like Xiao Cheng has finally grown up. All those years of suffering weren't in vain."
"He's already nineteen. If he still didn't know how to go after a girl, this pig would be a total waste."
Jiang Wan'er made a pistol gesture with her right hand:
"Biu~
Honey, Xiao Cheng is all done over there. Let's go ride the roller coaster."
Seeing her increasingly sly little wife, Liu Bufan pulled her directly into his arms.
The truth is, when someone truly loves you, no matter what kind of attitude you had toward her before, once you start treating her as your lover, you will find that she has already rehearsed every single scenario and technique for being with you in her heart. Everything feels so natural and comfortable.
Just as the two of them were being all lovey-dovey, the outdoor giant screen of the amusement park suddenly switched from the Brainless Sheep and Vegetarian Wolf cartoon to the news channel:
We interrupt this broadcast with an emergency news flash. The Jiangzhou City Bank is currently being robbed by armed robbers. A total of three robbers are traveling in a red Santana with the license plate number 'Jiang AWS250' heading toward the Jiangzhou City Amusement Park. The police are in full pursuit. Citizens along the route are advised to look out for their personal safety. The robbers are armed; do not act rashly as a hero.
Seeing the news, Jiang Wan'er instinctively shrank back.
Fear of firearms is only human nature.
Liu Bufan gently stroked his beloved's shoulder:
"Don't worry, I'm here."
The giant screen broadcasted live aerial footage from a helicopter.
Bai Moli and Jiang Cheng walked over as well.
At this moment, Jiang Cheng looked like a timid little bride while the big boss Bai patted his shoulder to comfort him:
"Don't be afraid, I'll protect you."
"Honey, it looks like I have a brother-in-law."
"Wife, be confident, drop the 'looks like'."
The situation changed abruptly at that exact moment. As the robbers' car sped through a city district, a breathtaking scene unfolded.
The robbers on the screen were firing assault rifles at the pursuing police cars. Although their marksmanship left much to be desired, their barking was certainly fierce.
Right at that moment, a gray-white unidentified object fell out of the sky without any warning.
Bang!
It smashed precisely onto the robbers' car.
The scene of the incident and everyone watching the live news broadcast froze in shock...
What on earth was that just now?
After a brief moment of daze, the dedicated cameraman quickly zoomed in.
Only then did people realize what this meritorious gray-white unidentified object actually was.
On the screen was a gray-white Husky about half the height of a person. Its fur was messy and matted, resembling a traveler who had endured a long and arduous journey.
Yet the single stray tuft of hair on its head made everyone immediately recognize it as a scoundrel of a dog.
It cursed under its breath as it rubbed its lower back for a moment, spat at the few surviving robbers in the car, and then sniffed the air toward the sky. Its eyes lit up with joy, and with a whoosh, it dove into the roadside shrubbery and vanished.
While everyone else was completely dumbfounded, only Liu Bufan wore a look of utter disbelief.
How could it be here!
Since it came, did that mean they had come too?
Feeling the change in Liu Bufan's mood, Jiang Wan'er asked with concern:
"Honey, what's wrong? Do you know that dog?"
Hearing Wan'er's question, Liu Bufan snapped back to reality, looking rather helpless:
"Know it? I know it all too well.
That's the very dog I stole in that other world."
Before Jiang Wan'er could react, Jiang Cheng jumped into the conversation:
"Stealing a dog?
Holy crap, brother-in-law, you even stole a dog?
Wait, that world? Which world?"
"I'll explain this to you later. Take good care of your sister, I'll be right back."
Before he could take a few steps, the sound of hurried panting and hurried footsteps approached.
Liu Bufan revealed a smile.
"Looks like it's already here."
At this moment, the Husky's fur was shining brightly, and it looked spirited and full of energy. Moreover, it had shrunk a size smaller, so people in the amusement park would never connect it with the dog from the news.
Spotting Liu Bufan in the crowd, it bounded toward him excitedly while trembling all over.
Then it lunged at Liu Bufan at high speed, only to be disdainfully slapped back down to the ground by the latter.
However, the Husky's excitement was not dampened at all. It kept circling around Liu Bufan, jumping left and right, swaying back and forth, its drool soaking his shoes:
"Master, I finally found you! Wuwuwu, it was so hard, I almost got torn apart by the Void storm! I thought I'd never see you again...",
the dog telepathically communicated to Liu Bufan.
The hyperactive dog suddenly stopped, and stared straight at Jiang Wan'er.
She curiously eyed this otherworldly Husky. Aside from being slightly larger, having shinier fur, and looking like it had gotten a perm, it didn't seem any different from regular dogs.
The Husky carefully lowered its body, crawled abjectly to Jiang Wan'er's feet, and obediently rubbed its head against her trouser leg: "Master, is this the mistress?!
And I can feel the aura of the little master!
That bloodline power is so mighty that it makes me involuntarily want to submit!"
Before the dog could finish professing its loyalty and expressing its emotions, Liu Bufan shoved it away with his foot:
"Get up, you have fleas!"
The dog, pushed aside, felt utterly aggrieved:
Master, you don't love me anymore.
As an Immortal Venerable, how could I possibly fail to control the fleas on my body?
So, apart from that damned bird, your love has been transferred again, hasn't it?
"Brother-in-law, this dog is so hilarious! Look at its aggrieved look, just like a kid. Did it escape from a circus?"
Erha finally noticed Jiang Cheng, who was standing to the side giggling uncontrollably.
It walked over, stood up on its hind legs, threw one front paw around Jiang Cheng's neck, raised an eyebrow, and telepathically sent:
"What's up, little bro? Got a problem with me?"
Jiang Cheng looked at Liu Bufan in terror:
"Holy crap, brother-in-law, this dog has turned into a spirit!"