The Shameless Little Grass Who Roasts Everyone

Xiao Cao dreamed of becoming an apocalypse hero—instead, he reincarnated as literal grass and crash-landed into a fanfiction world. Armed with the so-called 'Gossip System' that does nothing but watch and comment, he's determined to survive as a background character. But when your cheat system only offers snarky commentary and your mission is simply 'don't die,' how do you navigate a world of protagonists and plot armor? Xiao Cao's solution: lay low, roast everyone mentally, and enjoy a peaceful life... if the universe will let him.