The Cyan Ox Village medical academy's "village entrance medical graduation exam" was held today in Apricot Blossom Village, on the outskirts of Chang'an. Huwa handed out a "sweet village-roaming backpack" to each candidate. Inside were "spring mud sweet candies" that could point the way, "willow leaf sweet whistles" for sending voice messages, and best of all, the "hundred-ailments imaging sweet handkerchief." When pressed against a patient's forehead, the corner of the handkerchief would pop up a cartoon pattern of the corresponding sweet medicine. Aunt Zhang's grandson, Little Huwa, stroked the handkerchief and muttered to himself, "If we run into some weird illness... will the handkerchief pop out Big Brother Huwa's ghost face?"
"Cut the chatter!" Huwa rapped him on the head. "Today's exam is on 'three-village joint treatment.' Only those who can handle the tricky conditions of three Zhuangzi will pass!"
No sooner had he spoken than Uncle Wang from the village entrance came rushing over, clutching his belly. "Doctor Huwa! I ate some leftover sweet pastry, and now my stomach is making 'gurgling' noises like a sweet bean machine!" Remembering the "three methods for food stagnation" taught by Huwa, Little Huwa immediately shoved a "hawthorn explosive syrup pill" into Uncle Wang's mouth and applied a "stagnation-clearing character patch" to his navel. At the touch of the accumulated food, the character "clear" on the patch turned into a red, rotating arrow.
Chapter 464