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Chapter 468

Chapter 468

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Today's "Wilderness Sweet Exam" of the Green Ox Medical Academy was set on Mount Zhongnan. Huwa handed out a "Survival Sweet Backpack" to each apprentice. Inside the backpack were alarm-equipped "Poisonous Weed Identification Candies", magnetic compass "Magnetic Sweet Biscuits", and the best of all, the "Hundred Diseases Imaging Sweet Bombs". Tossing one into the bushes allowed one to judge nearby illnesses based on the shell color: red bombs indicated poison, blue bombs indicated cold, and green bombs indicated trauma. Wang, the apprentice from Luoyang, stroked a bomb shell and muttered, "If you throw this wrong... won't you scare a rabbit into peeing sweet?" "Cut the crap!" Huwa knocked him on the head. "Today we're testing the 'Five Poisons Sweet Therapy Technique'. Anyone who can handle poisonous snakes, poisonous weeds, and venomous insects gets my 'Bursting Detoxification Candy' as a reward!" No sooner had he spoken than a patterned snake suddenly darted out from the bushes and bit down on Huwa's trouser leg. Little Huwa (Grandma Zhang's grandson) shrieked and pulled out a "Snake Venom Imaging Candy". The candy ball hit the snake's head and let out a puff of sweet mist with a "pfft", actually projecting an animation of the "Snake Venom Treatment Method" from the Essential Prescriptions Worth a Thousand Gold, leaving the patterned snake sticking its tongue out in shock.

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