Today, the "Palace Sweet Therapy Special Envoy" from the Green Ox Medical Clinic was forcibly shoved into the palace by Huwa—all because the emperor's favorite cat had developed a "haughty temper," scratching anyone it saw, except for when it was licking the "catnip sweet candies" brought by Huwa. No sooner had Huwa carried his "animal sweet diagnostic kit" into the Imperial Garden than the kit let out a "meow" and sprouted cat ears, while all the sweet medicine inside transformed into sugar beans stamped with paw prints, making the head eunuch slap his dustpan-whisk in fury: "Little ancestor Huwa! You're here to treat His Majesty, not to tease cats!"
At the scene of the imperial sweet diagnosis, the emperor clutched his stomach and cried out in pain: "I... I ate ten skewers of candied haws, and now it feels like a sweet bean machine is spinning in my belly!" The apprentice of the Prince of Luoyang rushed to pull out "digestion-aiding hawthorn candies," but little did he know that Huwa had long since swapped the candies for "croton exploding juice pills," and the moment the emperor licked one, he clutched his stomach and bolted for the outhouse. Huwa chased after him shouting: "Your Majesty! This is 'attacking stagnation with purgatives'! Running fast helps digestion!" This so enraged the empress that she struck his head with her phoenix hairpin: "Audacious! Act up again and I'll throw you to the imperial cats!"
During the master-level palace examination, Protagonist assign…
Chapter 474