Today, the Qingniu Medical Academy's "Year-End Sweet Exam" officially set up its camp in Qingniu Valley. Huwa tossed a "Sweet Exam Rubik's Cube" into the center of the examination grounds, and its six sides instantly began venting sweet mists of various ailments: the eastern side drifted with the chili-pepper scent of "infantile convulsions," the west emanated the rose fragrance of "female hysteria," and the most outrageous part was the top face, which projected a funny face of Huwa himself: "Anyone who bombs the test... hehe, I'll punish you by making you lick my freshly brewed 'Brain-Wake Pop Candy'!"
For the apprentice-tier sweet exam, Zhang Dama's grandson, little Huwa, held the "Properties of Herbs" sweet-text book and trembled all over. Suddenly, Huwa (the real one) shoved a "Memory Rainbow Bean" into his mouth. The bean went "pop-pop-crack" on the tip of his tongue, and actually turned the rule "All herbs produced by nature possess their own boundaries" into a rendition of "Sweet Bean Disco," making the examiner pound the table in fury: "Serious, please! Sing it again and I'll punish you by making you feed sweet medicine to the goat!" Little Huwa wiped away sweet bean crumbs and aggrievedly muttered: "But... but the bean sings all by itself!"
The full-practitioner-tier sweet exam was even more absurd. Huwa used "sweet-mist projection" to conjure a weeping, wailing virtual matchmaker, demanding three kinds of sweet herbs to treat "liver depression transforming into fi…
Chapter 475