The Green Ox Medical Clinic's "sweet epidemic prevention battle" kicked off today in the Chang'an West Market. Huwa hoisted the "sweet mist disinfection cannon" onto the street, and the muzzle immediately let out a "moo," spraying a sweet mist carrying golden sentences from the *Treatise on Pestilence*, turning the "pestilence prevention soup" into a litchi-flavored bubble rain. The Luoyang King's apprentice raised the "sweet poison detector" and muttered anxiously: "Brother Huwa, if these bubbles pop... will they sweeten the virus to death?"
"Cut the crap!" Huwa knocked him on the head. "You swapped all of Sister Su's newly developed 'pestilence bursting pills' for candy beans, and you still haven't exchanged your points for 'disinfection sweet powder'!" As soon as he finished speaking, the West Market suddenly erupted with a greenish "pestilence sweet mist," scaring the townspeople into clutching Huwa's "epidemic prevention sweet packs" and fleeing for cover. The packs were filled with alarming "poison herb candy," mint sweet patches that could double as face masks, and best of all, the "hundred-illness imaging candy beans." Tossed into the mist, they projected Huwa's ghost face: "Begone, virus! Or I'll lick your backside!"
In the apprentice-level sweet defense team, Grandma Zhang's grandson Huwa (Little Huwa) led his disciples door-to-door handing out "epidemic prevention sweet tallies." The tallies were made of lickable coarse silk, engraved with the golden motto: "Wash…
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