The quirky sweet exam of the Qingniu Medical School kicked off lively in the East Market today. Huwa tossed a test-question sweet egg into the center of the exam grounds. The eggshell cracked open, and out popped a green-headed duck holding the Treatise on Cold Damage in its beak, with a slip of paper from Huwa hanging from its tail: "For those who flunked... hehe, your punishment is to lick my newly made 'spicy-crying sweet beans'!" Luoyang Wang's apprentice stared at the duck, muttering inwardly, "Brother Huwa, can this duck... actually read medical books?"
"Stop chattering!" Huwa gently tapped him on the head. "Today's test is 'weird-disease sweet healing'. Anyone who can cure three or more bizarre ailments... gets a reward of my 'bursting sugar-free candy'!" As soon as his voice trailed off, a peddler rushed over, covering his mouth: "Doctor Huwa! My mouth... every time I speak, it shoots out sweet beans!" The apprentice hurriedly pulled out the "tongue-diagnosis sweet mirror," which surprisingly projected a mischievous face of Huwa: "You've been sneaking bites of my 'chatterbox sweet beans', haven't you?" With a twitch of his eyes, the apprentice dropped some "shut-up chili crystals" onto the peddler's tongue. After licking them, the peddler screamed, "Whoa! So spicy! It's not shooting beans anymore, it's shooting fire!"
At the apprentice-level sweet exam site, Granny Zhang's grandson Huwa (Little Huwa) ran into Grandma "sweet-induced dizziness syndrome". Suddenly reme…
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