Dysentery in Guanzhong raged like Huwa's bedwetting at night—the quarantine station at Qingniu Medical Hall was turned by Huwa into a "Sweet Pea Fortress." The perimeter wall was built from coarse silk and sweet crystals, with a cartoon Huwa squatting every three feet, holding a sign that shouted: "Don't panic when you have the runs, sweet medicine is here to help!" An old man peeked through a crack in the wall and got a face full of alum water sprayed by a cartoon Huwa: "What are you looking at? Stare again and I'll pickle you into 'dysentery salted vegetables'!"
For this quirky quarantine trick, the Protagonist brought out the "Always habit: do not spit on the ground" rule from Essential Prescriptions Worth a Thousand Gold, but Huwa turned it into a scolding "spitting sweet spittoon." The spittoon was carved with Huwa's demonic grin, and whenever anyone spat on the ground, it would snap out chili water while playing a recording of Huwa's voice: "No manners! Spit again and I'll make you lick it clean!" A drunkard refused to believe it and gave a defiant "pah!" spit, only to be chased by the spittoon for three streets, running for his life while yelling: "This spittoon has turned into a demon!"
At the scene of the disinfected sweet battle, Huwa changed the "sweet mist disinfection cannon" into a "garlic rocket launcher," but accidentally loaded it with "perfumed sweet crystals." The cannon's muzzle spewed out a garlic mist tinged with the scent of rouge, choking the dysente…
Chapter 484