Qingniu Medical Hall's "Benevolent Heart and Commercial Way Conference" turned into a sweet-bean carnival today. Huwa had transformed the medical hall lobby into a "Sweet Confectionery Exchange." The counter displayed *Essential Prescriptions Worth a Thousand Gold* fortune cookies that spouted pearls of wisdom, peppermint counting rods carved with mathematical formulas, and garlic steamed buns hanging from the rafters that sang "Formula Rhymes." Protagonist grabbed Huwa by the ear and demanded, "This is a business meeting! Why on earth did you turn the medical hall into a candy den?"
"This isn't a candy den!" Huwa popped a "Brain-Awakening Sweet Bean" into Protagonist's mouth. "This is a 'Benevolent Heart Sweet Commerce Model Home'!" No sooner had he spoken than Treasurer Qian from Yangzhou rushed in, clacking his abacus beads furiously. "Huwa! I used my reward points to redeem a 'Maglev Sweet Medicine,' and the machine delivered the medicine straight to a rat hole!" Huwa pulled out a "Fault Imager" and flashed it at the abacus, revealing an image of a rat holding a sign that read: "The medicine is too sweet, borrowed to fund a wedding!"
Showcasing sweet commercial tricks, Xiaotao's eatery rolled out a "Dysentery Commemorative Set Meal"—"Coptis and Pueraria Decoction Milk Tea" paired with a "Garlic Steamed Bun Burger," bundled with Huwa's "Farting Sweet Bean" (which caused the eater to pass loud, ringing farts accompanied by golden quotes from *Essential Prescriptions Worth…
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