As the "Dysentery Relapse Prevention Campaign" at Qingniu Medical Hall just kicked off, it turned as chaotic as a jar of sweet beans knocked over by Huwa. At the entrance of the medical hall stood an "Epidemic-Prevention Qingniu Machine" that shouted slogans. Its horns clicked and rotated, spraying disinfectant mist while repeatedly broadcasting a catchy voice message recorded by Huwa: "Spit not in the basin, dysentery bacteria will chase and catch you! If you don't eat enough garlic, diarrhea is guaranteed to track you down!"
Protagonist chased Huwa all over the courtyard holding the Essential Prescriptions Worth a Thousand Gold ledger: "You turned 'spit into the basin' into 'if you don't spit in the basin I'll feed you chili candy'? Is this science popularization or a threat?" Huwa stuffed an "explanation sweet bean" into Protagonist's mouth as he ran: "Master! Scare tactics make things stick! Look at Auntie Wang next door, she even looks for a basin now just to sneeze!" Right as he finished speaking, they saw Auntie Wang holding a Qingniu-shaped sputum basin, chasing her yawning husband all over the street: "Open your mouth! Don't spray your saliva on the ground!"
At the scene of the disinfectant-sweet fiasco, Huwa upgraded the "Garlic Gatling" to a "Sweet Mist Aircraft Carrier"—a giant Qingniu-shaped wooden boat with the hull loaded with 360-degree rotating disinfection cannons. As a result, during the test firing, Huwa's hand slipped and he added three extra pounds of …
Chapter 493