The "Sweet Epidemic Prevention Global Promotion Plan" at Qingniu Medical Hall had barely launched when it kicked up a fuss like Huwa knocking over a medicine jar. Huwa had transformed the medical hall into an "epidemic prevention spaceship," with the horns of the bronze ox sculpture on the bow serving as a radar, and a flick of its tail capable of launching sweet fog bombs infused with the chants from the Essential Prescriptions Worth a Thousand Gold. The Protagonist chased Huwa all over the ship, holding the ledger of The Nine Chapters on the Mathematical Art: "You drew the 'quarantine zone layout plan' as a sweet bean maze? Is this epidemic prevention or playing house?"
"Playing house is the only way people will remember!" Huwa stuffed an "awakening sweet bean" into his mouth. "Look!" Before his voice even faded, an epidemic-prevention yak led by a Tibetan apprentice named Dawa suddenly went berserk. It spun around chasing its own tail, spewing Tibetan disinfecting mist and scattering drying garlic steamed buns into a flurry of white flakes. Huwa shouted through a megaphone: "Don't panic! This is the 'sports epidemic prevention method'—the yak works out, and the germs get scared!"
The sweet epidemic prevention's miraculous maneuver flopped, so Huwa replaced the "garlic steamed buns" with "flying medical packs." Unfortunately, he installed the bamboo dragonflies backwards, and the steamed buns flew backward en masse straight into the latrine. When they were fished out, the…
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