As soon as the "Sweet Prevention Expeditionary Team" from Qingniu Medical Hall stepped out of the city gates, they turned the imperial highway into a mobile sugar factory. Huwa had refitted the carriage into a "giant epidemic-prevention behemoth." The nostrils of the Sky Blue ox sculpture on the front could spray disinfectant mist, while its mouth continuously played the clapper-ballad version of Essential Prescriptions Worth a Thousand Gold: "Spitting in spitpots is an ironclad rule, don't turn your nose up at garlic and steamed buns! When dysentery bacteria see our battle array, they'll bolt straight for the Western Paradise!"
The Protagonist clutched his copy of The Nine Chapters on the Mathematical Art route map and jumped up and down in exasperation: "Huwa! You've planned the isolation outposts like candied haws on a stick? Is this disease prevention or selling sweets?" Huwa shoved a garlic-flavored candied haw into his hand: "Master, look! Every single candy ball is an epidemic prevention station. The common folk can memorize while they eat—how convenient is that!" Before he even finished speaking, he saw the yak caravan of Dawa, an apprentice from Tibet, lose control of its "mobile disinfection stove." The Coptis chinensis decoction boiling on the stove splashed out, drawing a glistening golden "epidemic-prevention moat" across the ground.
For Sweet Prevention 2.0 miraculous operations, Huwa upgraded the "garlic steamed buns" into "flying epidemic-prevention soldiers…
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