As soon as the "Sweet Epidemic Prevention Invention Expo" at Qingniu Medical Hall opened its doors, it turned the city of Chang'an into a bubbling pot of honey. In the public square, Huwa set up a glowing "Epidemic Prevention Rainbow Arch." Atop the arch, a bronze sculpture of an ox spat out quote bubbles from the Essential Prescriptions Worth a Thousand Gold, and with a flick of its tail, it launched garlic-shaped fireworks that smelled of disinfectant.
"Look here!" Huwa shouted on stilts, holding a megaphone. "Everything on display today is a divine artifact that can scare the dysentery bacteria out of their wits!" As the words left his mouth, the "Epidemic Prevention Yak Team" led by the Tibetan apprentices from Tibet became the center of attention. When the wooden boxes carried by the yaks were opened, they popped out mechanical thangkas that recited Tibetan epidemic prevention chants. The bells hanging from the yaks' horns did not ring with ordinary bronze tones, but instead chimed with a catchy rap recorded by Huwa: "Garlic paired with coptis, dysentery bacteria flee past the horizon! No spitting outside the spittoon, or your backside gets a booming tune!"
For the sweet epidemic prevention invention show, Huwa upgraded the "garlic steamed buns" into "smart epidemic prevention guards." These buns could not only automatically navigate to quarantine zones, but they also used the garlic-flavored sauce secretly crafted by Xiaotao Eatery to draw the epidemic prevention form…
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