The square of Qingniu Medical Hall was transformed into an "epidemic prevention carnival battlefield." Huwa stepped on stilts, wearing a "battle armor" woven from garlic skins and coptis leaves, and holding a glowing "epidemic prevention command flag." He shouted, "Attention everyone! Today we're going to have an ultimate PK with the dysentery bacteria. The winners will be rewarded with all-you-can-eat garlic-flavored ice cream from Xiaotao Eatery!"
The moment his voice fell, the scene instantly erupted into chaos. The yak caravan of Dawa's apprentice from Tibet made its grand entrance first, carrying a modified "mobile disinfection fortress." With every full rotation of the prayer wheels on the fortress, they sprayed a disinfectant powder mixed with Tibetan medicine fragrance, accompanied by a Tibetan rap recorded by Huwa: "Om mani padme hum, bow down to me, bacteria, as soon as you see me!" Jin, the apprentice from Silla, rolled out the "epidemic prevention top legion." When the tops spun at high speed, they didn't whip out ordinary colored threads, but fluorescent trajectories filled with the epidemic prevention formulas from *The Nine Chapters on the Mathematical Art*.
The "garlic steamed buns" evolved directly into "combat vanguards" this time. Huwa equipped them with small wheels and mini speakers. These steamed bun chariots roared around the square, beeping "beep beep," while broadcasting in Huwa's voice: "Don't hide, bacteria, take my garlic-flavored shockwave!" Sud…
Chapter 517