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Chapter 529

Chapter 529

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Qingniu Medical Hall instantly transformed into an oversized garlic-scented amusement park. Huwa, wearing a glowing pair of Sky Blue bull horns and holding high a giant banner that read "Quick retreat, dysentery germs, double the joy!", shouted at the top of his lungs, "Attention everyone! Today we're going to play dysentery germs to tears with creativity! The reward for successfully clearing the stages is a garlic-scented, juice-bursting big meat bun from Xiaotao Eatery!" As soon as they stepped into the park, the townspeople were left gaping at the sight before them. The "epidemic prevention archway" at the entrance turned out to be two cyan bull sculptures, and instead of mist, their mouths spewed bubbles mixed with the rhyming chants of the Essential Prescriptions Worth a Thousand Gold. The moment the bubbles hit the ground, they transformed into fluorescent slogans reading "Spit into the spitbox." Deeper inside, the Tibetan apprentice Dawa's stall featured the "Yak Rotating Joy." Visitors simply had to mount a yak, and as the yak spun, it would scatter disinfectant powder mixed with Tibetan medicinal herbs while playing Tibetan epidemic prevention folk songs. Silla apprentice Kim's "Arithmetic Dartboard" was even more impressive: the regions hit by the darts would pop up with epidemic prevention formulas from The Nine Chapters on the Mathematical Art, and answering correctly allowed visitors to exchange for garlic-flavored chocolate. The garlic steamed buns had unlocke…

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