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Chapter 578

Chapter 578

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Today, the technology-sharing hall of the Taiji Chamber of Commerce hoisted a smoking Abacus Flag, with its Abacus Beads entirely covered in roasted garlic. Huwa wore a "Sharing Ambassador Hat" woven from patent certificates and garlic skins, and held a garlic microphone that played a remix version of the "Twenty Rules of the Chamber of Commerce": "A brand-new way to share technology! Anyone who hoards secrets will be stripped bare by the 'Garlic-Scented Peeling Machine'!" Persia Glass + Green Ox Dye = A Sponging Glazed Flower Muhammad, a Persia glass craftsman, and the dye shopkeeper got together again, but this time they were not arguing. Instead, they held a glazed potted plant that shook its head and wagged its tail. "We used Green Ox Dye to color the glass, then used the blowing technique to make the stem, and stuffed Uncle Zhang's sesame seed cake yeast inside the calyx!" As soon as Muhammad finished speaking, the glazed petals suddenly opened up and spat out a roasted garlic: "Customer approach detected, reward 'Garlic Knowledge Bean'!" Huwa was just about to touch the petals when the flower snapped shut with a "pop" and popped out a note: "Want to touch me? Recite Article 3 of the 'Twenty Rules of the Chamber of Commerce' first!" It turned out they had installed a voice-recognition abacus inside the stem, and reciting a single wrong character would result in a spray of garlic-scented mist. "This isn't a flower at all, it's clearly a 'mobile proctor'!" Huwa laughed h…

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