The Technology Sharing Day of the Taiji Commercial Alliance had completely derailed. Wearing an "anti-exploitation helmet" woven from garlic skins and patent certificates, Huwa held a garlic megaphone that spewed black smoke. "Anyone who tosses Green Ox patents and Persia glass into a messy stew again will be sentenced to serve as the yak's poop scooper!" Before he could finish, the neighboring Shopkeeper Wang's booth exploded with a thunderous roar, sending an abacus made of glazed tile with donkey ears flying into the air.
Case One: The Arithmetic Donkey That Lays Eggs
Wang Po, the vegetable vendor, rushed into the sharing hall, her head bleeding: "Muhammad used glass sorcery to install an arithmetic brain in the donkey, and now it stops everyone it sees to ask, 'Cabbages are eight cash, radishes are ten cash; is the price difference over twenty percent?'" Even more absurdly, for every math problem the donkey answered correctly, it laid a glazed egg, the shells covered entirely in Green Ox meme stickers drawn by Huwa.
"Is this technology sharing or species modification?" Huwa stroked the abacus horns on the donkey's head. Muhammad, the Persia glass artisan, held up a blueprint: "I also added Uncle Zhang's sesame flatbread fermentation technique; math wheat sprouts can grow right inside the eggs!" The words had barely left his mouth when the donkey let out a hee-haw and laid another egg. The shell cracked open to reveal a wheat sprout with "1+1=2" written on it, poking a ho…
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