The morning mist of Cyan Ox Village was still wrapped in the fragrance of herbs when Huwa was startled awake by a "Hey! Ha!" sound coming from next door. Pushing open the window, he saw the Protagonist teaching Xiaotao how to practice Taiji, but every punch she threw carried the posture of stir-frying vegetables—White Crane Cools Its Wings turned into lifting a pot lid, and Parting the Wild Horse's Mane became mashing garlic, making the Protagonist's white beard curl up into the shape of an abacus hook.
Morning Practice: The Battle Between Taiji and Spatula
"Waist and horse in one!" The Protagonist tapped the back of Xiaotao's abacus. Xiaotao answered "I know, Master" with her mouth, but her feet turned "Roll Back and Press" into the steps of chopping meat filling, and a piece of garlic skin fell out from her sleeve—it turned out she had memorized the Taiji moves on garlic skins, and right now they were fluttering down with a crackling sound as she moved.
Just as Huwa burst out laughing, his pet yak suddenly rushed over with the glass abacus Huwa used to play with in his childhood hanging from its horns. It crashed into the stone table with a loud clank, startling Pei Hongxiu, who was reading in the morning light. "Your ox is stealing the abacus again!" Huwa chased after the ox, only to see the ox's tail swinging a nursery rhyme adapted from "Twenty Principles of the Commercial Alliance", shaking and chanting as it ran: "Pricing is as transparent as garlic skin, clear and br…
Chapter 583