Ming Dynasty: My Sarcastic System Won't Stop Roasting the Emperor

The Ming Dynasty: The System's Too Sarcastic, Your Majesty Can't Take It

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Total chapters in original: 109
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One moment I'm a nobody, the next I'm a broke scholar in Ming Dynasty China—with the galaxy's most savage system riding shotgun. 'Host, that flintlock has a 99% failure rate. Planning a face-explosion show for Emperor Jiajing?' It doesn't just unlock black-tech inventions; it force-feeds me roast material: gift the emperor a suona horn alarm clock, make the entire court break into disco, humiliate corrupt minister Yan Song with a girl-group dance routine (history books call it 'The Treacherous Official's Social Death'). Worst part? The system's shipping me with a pirate queen. When I drop a st…