My Father is the Mountain God

Born as a celestial treasure, I'm Heaven's favorite child in a world where cultivation defies the divine will. While other immortals face tribulations and calamities, I've found the ultimate cheat code: gratitude, good deeds, and never questioning fate. After mending thousands of chaotic mountain and river veins, I've condensed a golden wheel of merit so brilliant that even Heaven itself gives me a thumbs up. The three calamities? The nine tribulations? They take one look at me and run the other way.