The Newbie Boss's Clumsy System

When an ancient god from the Primordial Era gets paired with the universe's most incompetent system, chaos ensues. The system panics: what happens when your host is already overpowered beyond belief? Will this trash-tier system get discarded like yesterday's garbage? Desperate to survive, the system must learn the ultimate skill—how to properly hug those godly thighs and stay relevant!