The Slacker's Guide to Accidentally Conquering Every World

College student Yu Qiao gets bound to an overachieving strategy system that expects her to seduce high-quality men across multiple worlds. Instead, she chooses chaos. Pretending to be deaf-mute in an emperor's harem? Check. Becoming the adoptive daughter of a post-apocalyptic villain? Sure. Playing an un-romanceable NPC who breaks the game? Why not. The harder Yu Qiao slacks off, the more desperately her system tries to salvage the missions—and the more irresistible she becomes. Years later, System 514 warns every rookie: "NEVER bind a university student!" A hilarious quick-transmigration romp…