Cultivation Overachievers? I Choose Survival!

Chen Gou's transmigration dream shatters when he discovers his "Five Yin Waste Body" makes him prime material for demonic cultivation furnaces. With his elder eyeing him like a snack, Chen does what any rational person would: steal three bottles of soy-braised chicken and bolt! On the run, he meets Old Wu, a blood-coughing formation master with equally terrible luck. Together, they form the "Fearful Duo" and pioneer a revolutionary cultivation path—staying alive by any means necessary. Forget ascending to immortality; their daily goal is simply not dying.