The Salted Fish Refuses to Turn Over

Lin Wan transmigrates into a cultivation world with a destiny of revenge and glory—but she wants none of it. Cultivation? Too exhausting. Ambition? Overrated. She sneaks down the mountain to open a cozy teahouse, determined to live as a carefree mortal. Armed with her system's simple spells and a philosophy of "why rush when you can have tea," she accidentally befriends powerful cultivators, solves problems with lazy kindness, and somehow skyrockets in cultivation while doing absolutely nothing. Enter Mo Yu, the legendary Immortal Venerable who's equally allergic to effort. Two professional sl…