The Simp Villain Just Wants to Survive, But the Heroines Won't Play Along

One car crash, and I'm trapped inside a trashy urban web novel—as the doomed villain! My mission? Stay low, survive till the finale, collect my reward, and get back to reality. Simple, right? Wrong. The gorgeous heroines who should be falling for the protagonist are circling *me* instead. Daily. Relentlessly. In stockings. In uniforms. Are they trying to kill me faster?! Ladies, please—go seduce Long Aotian, not me! But if fate insists on rewriting the script, fine. I'll fight the protagonist head-on. After all, who says he's the real main character?