The Simp Villain Just Wants to Survive, But the Harem Won't Leave Him Alone

One car crash, and I'm trapped inside a web novel—as the villain destined to die! My mission? Lay low until the finale and cash out big in the real world. Simple, right? Wrong. The gorgeous heroines who should be swooning over the golden-boy protagonist are ignoring him completely and swarming me instead. Short skirts, sultry glances, and way too much attention—are they trying to get me killed faster? I just want to survive, but these beauties won't take no for an answer. Fine. If the harem's coming to me, I'll steal the protagonist's thunder and rewrite this story myself. Who's the real main…