The Simp Villain Just Wants to Survive

One car crash, one twisted fate—I'm now the villain in a modern urban web novel, and my only job is to survive until the finale for a massive real-world payout. Simple, right? Wrong. The gorgeous heroines who should be flocking to the protagonist's harem are circling me instead, tempting me at every turn with stockings, uniforms, and dangerously sweet smiles. Are they trying to get me killed faster? I just want to lay low, but fate has other plans. If the story won't let me hide, fine—I'll flip the script and go toe-to-toe with Long Aotian himself. Who's the real protagonist here? Let's find o…