The Slacker Host and the Glitched System's Daily Roast-Off

What happens when a five-star lazy protagonist gets stuck with a negative-five-star malfunctioning system? Pure chaos. Lin Bai's "beginner gift package" includes palace drama props and self-defense spray—because nothing says "welcome to transmigration" like completely useless items. The system cheerfully calls a 500km coordinate error a "feature," and honestly? Lin Bai would rather grill zombie legs for hot pot than deal with immortal conspiracies or divine chess games. But when a burnt-bald elder from the Hehuan Sect shows up for revenge, Jade Emperors start going on sale, and the system cras…