The Solar System Cracked

The apocalypse arrives—and I've been turned into a key. A key! I'm just a writer, for crying out loud. But since resistance is futile, I might as well enjoy the ride. Drafted into humanity's space armada alongside a crew of absolute lunatics, I discover war can be... exhilarating. At the United Congress, when asked how I'd defeat the Horsemen invaders, I casually quoted ancient wisdom: "Those who commit evil will destroy themselves." The generals stared. We're planning military tactics, and you're spouting mysticism? Throw him out! Then a Horsemen fleet actually got obliterated by a dying star…