Bureau 749: My System Thinks I'm Cultivating Immortality

Xu Hao just wanted a stable government job at the mysterious Bureau 749—fighting demons, collecting paychecks, living the dream. But his "cognitive impairment" system has other plans, treating every paranormal mission like a cultivation breakthrough. Clear a haunted house? Time for physical training. Have a heart-to-heart with a beautiful senior agent? System goes berserk with rewards. Now legends whisper through Bureau 749's halls about the rookie who became their ultimate weapon, grinding missions with terrifying dedication while his system transforms mundane tasks into immortal cultivation.…