The Overpowered Cultivator Who Thinks He's Weak

Lin Puti spent ten thousand days mastering the world of mountains and seas, ascending beyond the six realms through his system's daily rewards. Then a glitch convinced him he'd lost everything. Desperate for income, this secretly omnipotent immortal opens a ramshackle cultivation school under a crooked tree, calling himself "Bodhi" and serving roasted sweet potatoes as training snacks. His throwaway weight-loss doodles become legendary body-refining techniques. A stone monkey learns the "Sea-Calming Needle Diet." A pig demon enrolls in the "36 Heavenly Transformations Slimming Camp." Celestial…