The System Gets Weirder—What's That Got to Do With Me, a Priest?

Rupert is a priest. At least, that's what his class says. But when his teammates beg for healing, buffs, and shields, he offers... loops, sticks, and things you can suck on yourself. His skills? Utterly bizarre. His methods? Unconventional at best, heretical at worst. And while every novice priest knows the basics, Rupert's toolkit is reserved for one thing: dealing damage. As his system grows stranger and his abilities more unorthodox, Rupert walks a chaotic path that defies every rule in the book. Who needs a holy healer when you've got a priest who breaks all the molds?