The Villain Demon Lord Is Too Hard to Seduce

When Bai Ling tries to lure the infamous Demon Lord Lancer to conquer Earth, she expects fear and destruction. Instead, she gets cosmic disappointment. "Earth is smaller than I imagined," Lancer muses, utterly unimpressed by humanity's home planet. "The environment is harsh, and the energy... lacking." Earthlings have spent centuries dreaming of epic alien invasions in their movies and novels, but when a real interdimensional conqueror finally arrives, he finds their world too pathetic to bother conquering. A hilarious role reversal where humanity's greatest fear becomes their most embarrassin…