Quick Transmigration: Villain, Your Character Design Just Collapsed!

One nap changes everything. Sheng Ran wakes bound to the world's most incompetent "Bad Luck System," thrust into mission after mission where villains refuse to stay villainous. An e-sports genius wants to start a family with her. A demon cult leader whines for medical attention. An author desperately needs her editing skills. A cultivation disciple won't let her near his master. Every world, every villain—completely off-script. Can she survive when no one follows their character design?