The Whole Sect Can Hear My Inner Roasts and the Plot Is Breaking

One all-nighter too many lands Su Miaomiao inside a melodramatic cultivation novel—as a throwaway villain with ten chapters to live. Her survival plan? Keep her head down, follow the script, and get back home. But there's a problem: everyone can hear her snarky inner commentary. Her icy master shatters teacups whenever she mentally roasts him. Her gentle senior brother turns crimson and flees at her unfiltered thoughts. The white-lotus heroine shadows her with a notebook. Worst of all, the demon lord himself appears at her door demanding answers about a nonexistent wife rumor—then decides he's…