The Zerg Are Like This

Forget the mindless swarms—the real Zerg don't conquer, they *convert*. Rhode's infiltration strategy? Offer eternal life, guaranteed spouses, and suspiciously generous labor contracts. By the time locals realize ten thousand Zerg have woven into their daily lives, they're already calling him 'Lord' and pointing out shortcuts to their own capital. His cruel enslavement includes eight-hour workdays, triple overtime pay, annual bonuses, and mandatory mental health counseling. Who could possibly survive such tyranny?